We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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