He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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