There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i dont even know how to be here
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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