I hate all girls vehemently.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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