How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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