You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
