I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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