this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Randomize