Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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