I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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