the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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