I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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