Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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