EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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