So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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