He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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