There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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