My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
