i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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