I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We need to rekindle our bromance
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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