Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
