if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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