god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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