He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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