So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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