escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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