Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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