I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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