i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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