Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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