4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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