Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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