you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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