Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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