Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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