thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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