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so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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