the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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