It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i think i have two assholes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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