doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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