So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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