wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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