It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
