no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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