you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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