I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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