It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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