whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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