Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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