For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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