nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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