Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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