Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
