She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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