Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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