this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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