Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
