I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you traded sex for a burrito?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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